Grey's Knightmare

pchoop:

breaks down

superiorsarcasm:

se7enteenblack:

lightur:

neopats:

aduhm:

if your kids can’t do this then throw them in the garbage

that was so hype what

how

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

HYPE AS SHIT DUDE

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough

spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up

cj-sewers:

thethirddecade1121:

I just realized how fucking disgusting it is that it’s considered healthy and normal for teenage boys to eat everything ever yet teenage girls are obviously also growing but are fucking dieting all the time and shamed for eating while they’re growing

Shit

officialpigeon:

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

So earlier I was checking online for the spelling of ‘grand couturier’ and look what I found…

deliriousbao:

redspacecos:

Deerstalkpictures made my day when they uploaded this -> Kill La Kill - Nudist Beach 

GOD DAMNNNN!!!!! O_O

xehyun:

xehyun:

if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper

slut means the end in swedish

this is the most popular post i’ve ever made and its still fuckin going and i am GLAD

rogueofbooty:

terrakion:

sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

is this andrew hussie

okay but can we talk about the shadow

rogueofbooty:

terrakion:

sunkist-n-razorblades:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

is this andrew hussie

okay but can we talk about the shadow

neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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